Month: November 2004

First is this week’s Web column announcement. [GRACK!] Easter 2004 “I’d awakened in the night with the distinct sensation that something had just come

I did not garden tonight. But I did make appetizers before dinner, which delayed dinner; tuna stuffed mushrooms with six cheeses and scallions. Dinner,

Apparently my credit card company has outsourced their telemarketing to an Indian firm. No big deal really, I don’t care what nationality you are

It is funny how you can agree to do something that you think is going to be very simple, and it turns out anything

There are not enough daylight hours yet. (Oh, I keep getting interrupted by spam. Like, who writes to me anymore? Yet the hope is

The other day I was making Kraft brand Macaroni and cheese. The orange gooey stuff is a big hit with my kid. After all

If I’ve learned one thing from recent entries (here and here) it’s that Dells aren’t inherently cheaper than Macs. By the time you make

Yes folks, just 29 hrs till blast off … oops, poor choice of language, let’s make that ‘lift off’. ASIDE: For the countless millions

Imagine our world with no golden rule. Think of our civilization with no free speech, no right to bear arms, and no right to

Going on an easter egg hunt tomorrow, very exciting. My vision isn’t perfect and my attention to detail is lacking BUT my competitor is

I got my spam mixed up which resulted in an increase in my mortgage interest, and a decrease in the size of my breasts.

This weekend I’m planning on heading to the Home Depot and buying the materials to make, nay SCULPT, a custom computer desk. I’m going

Decided to take a page out of Seibold’s book, and post some funny and interesting links. The Exorcist in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies?

It is rare that something truly groundbreaking comes along. And something has, in Japan. A new method of manufacturing clothes without sewing or cutting

For the first time ever, the FAA has given a license to a Mojave California private firm to fly into space. I can tell

A few days ago I went over an exercise I performed for a friend. The excercise consisted of comparing a Dell 4600 to an

This is a cool site: The Museum of April Fools Jokes. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/aprilfool2.html It was revealed today that out of the top one hundred April

Today I heard back from my computer shopping buddy. He decided he wants a flat screen. I suppose this means I should repeat the

sketched whilst imbibing “Honest Injun Stout”. Very delicate process, often some drinkard sees the sketchpad and demands a portrait immediately. Depending upon my average

Cats are God’s coolest creatures. They are, and they seem to know it. Because they are so cool, for some of us who have