Why didn’t you say you wanted a flat panel?

Today I heard back from my computer shopping buddy. He decided he wants a flat screen. I suppose this means I should repeat the exercise. I’ll post the results if anyone is interested.

The wife went to the Masters practice round yesterday, said the grounds looked perfect. Each bathroom was manned by two attendents with signs that said “no tipping.” Man, that sucks. Talk about a job where you deserve a tip. I guess the guys are just supposed to be grateful that they get to smell the member’s feces. She also related the manner in which they keep the grounds looking so perfect: If someone takes a divot they have a guy run out there with a can of green spray paint…no really. Also John Daly can hit the ball a very long way.

Caught the last few minutes of Animal Face Off tonight, I was waiting for Mythbusters, and it was worse than I imagined (trust me, I had imagined that it would be a pretty bad show). The computer animation looked worse than an episode of Davey and Goliath. Tonights battle: Tiger versus Lion (lions win! lions win! there’s a phrase you won’t be hearing in Detroit) . Thank God for that. I don’t know how many times I’ve been sitting in a bar talking to Todd about who would win if a Tiger and Lion ever got into it. The conversation goes on for hours, Todd is a big Tiger proponent while I argue for the lion. I remember the last time we got into it, we were just about to duke it out (we had reached an impasse, a little bloodletting would certainly calm things down) when a girl walked up to Todd and said “Draw my picture.” People don’t ask me to draw their picture, mostly strangers say “pull my finger” when they’re talking to me.

Game of the moment: Tontie Usually I try to post a fun diverting game. Not this time. I have no freaking clue what to do in this game. So if you figure a way to make it do something let me know. Thanks to Beth Lock.
UPDATE 12:11PM EST: I figured out the game. It is fun and diverting!

“I’m not a doctor but I know it’s not supposed to look like pet food down there”

Family Circus Satire

No iTunes code today. Why? Glad you asked. I was in Target and they only had Sierra Mist with the itunes cap, I tried like hell to cheat with no luck.

TV pick: Good Eats. The best cooking show on television.

tridiot rating (combined tripe and idiot, thanks anonymous poster, I love the negative stuff!): 92%

Leave a Reply