In today’s episode…

In today’s episode we find our heroine sitting quietly at her desk, unable to string two sentences together for an upcoming promotional piece about

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I have named my new computer

I have named her….(que drum roll) Silverado. It’s a female computer. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do. CKSbl Tridiot Rating: 144.93435675

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I offered to buy them Macs

Several weeks ago the Executive Committee at our company decided to spend some of the excess cash flow by upgrading all our computers. I

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Mini Mac User

He didn’t think the computer was anything at all special. Many of his toys and games are interactive. I gave him LeapPad for Christmas and he knew exactly how to use it right out of the box…

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My Family Home

Recently I had the opportunity to visit the house where I grew up. My father has lived there for forty-seven years. He bought the house and the seventeen acres it sits on in 1956 from my grandfather for seventeen thousand dollars….

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Barbie and Ken Break Up

If you haven’t heard by now, it’s official. Barbie and Ken have called it quits after 43 years of dating. Their longtime manager Russell

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Giving Thanks

First and foremost, I am thankful for Kellogg’s All Bran Cereal, because when one reaches a certain age regularity becomes a bit more iffy

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MYOB AccountEdge v.3
Review

Way back in the Roman times (1999) when Y2K fears were all the rage, I switched accounting programs from Quickbooks to MYOB Accounting v.8. Intuit had been…

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Random Thoughts

I think Congress should establish the Department of Homeland Insecurity, and put me in charge. Every day I would go to work and people

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The Greatest Macintosh Application of All Time

When the gang at My Mac Online came up with the idea of a collective article on what we thought was the most outstanding Macintosh application, the suggestions grew faster than the offspring of procreating rabbits.

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Jane Bland, Episode 7

Jane Bland, Spam Magnet 2,000-year-old bread recipe will MAKE me lose weight! In addition, I will JUMBO size my PENIS and increase my ejaculation by 666% while my incredible two-week business opportunity makes me thousands of dollars.

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For Rodney

Rodney Lain owes me $20. It is a debt I will never be able to collect. Rodney incurred this debt to me when we finally met in person, at the Author’s Party at MacWorld 2000 in San Francisco.

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