Random Thoughts

I think Congress should establish the Department of Homeland Insecurity, and put me in charge. Every day I would go to work and people could come to my office and say things like, “I don’t think I made a good decision there,” or, “I don’t think people like me very much, ” or, “I don’t think I’m very good at my job.”

And I would say, “Oh, grow up. Stop thinking about yourself so much.”

Then at night I would go home and wonder if I were doing a good job.

Leave a Reply