Rating the Rumors

Before I get to rating the rumors let me first note that my pre introduction reaction piece was prescient. Yep, I nailed it. Well I was a little wrong on the expandability gripes but in general what I wrote before the release was in line with what people are saying after the release. What? You question my veracity? How dare you! You foul veracity questioner. In any event see for yourself:
What I wrote:
iMac Reaction
What Guy wrote:
Guy’s rant about the new iMac
What Slashdotters said:
Discussion
I’m thinking of starting up a 900 hundred number or something.

One of the things that bugs me, besides the idiotic swift boat veterans, is the fact that rumor sites and speculators get off without a single ding in credibility when their predictions turn out to be wrong.

Here’s a great example, this a$$ predicted a touch screen deal. Moron, I wish he was dead. If I ever meet him I am going to fight him. Grade F—-
Office ’04 Harbinger of New?

It’s pretty much MyMac policy not to name other websites when being critical. I think this is to keep their identity secret. iMac kills eMac, No optical drive, 32 MB of video memory, the errors continue. They were close on some specs but off on others. The worst thing is they said they had “incontrovertible” evidence. Apparently the evidence was in fact errrr “controvertible” and left me feeling less than “gruntled.” Grade: D+
Exclusive iMac Specs

Wireless/headless iMac. A lot of people made these predictions and a lot of people were wrong. I’ll chalk this up as hopeful directional speculation and not rumor mongering. I give these folks an A++ (besides Roger sends me links). Representational article:
The New iMac Will Be Invisible

For others who speculated about an apple PDA, Apple remote control, Apple mood ring etc. Hey now you know why you aren’t Jonathan Ives.

For the record I like the new iMac, I want one, I want to network it with my G4, I want to do home deconstruction and mount it craftily in the wall. But mostly I want to get on to links.

I present:
Terrifying Todd’s Trembling Tome of Time Takers*
*Got a backlog of Roger’s stuff so you’ll be seeing a lot of R in the alliteration hall of fame, I’m trying to break it up a bit.

From Todd:
Sexually frustrated Chimp takes up smoking What happened to throwing feces? Back in the day all the angry chimps were big feces throwers. Damn kids.

From Roger:
Graffiti Creator
Very cool.

10secfilmfest You can get a lot done in ten seconds with film and this site proves it.

From Xiang:
Unwise Microwave Experiments
These are interesting because you can do them in your own home, They are great because you shouldn’t.

From other sources:
Is your kid a computer hacker?
Know the signs people.

Lord NO!

Game Pick:
Golden Arrow
Worst perspective ever.

BL/cks Tridiot rating: Crammed all this into the Toshiba T200CS and got a rating of 116%. Hmm an integrated FPU would have helped.

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