Fresh Ink

Had another piece published in the Metro Pulse today. Feels nice seeing my stuff printed in tabloid form. Smell the ink baby! Other notes

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Throw Rocks at Boys!

Dave Barry said it best when he wrote “WOMAN ARE BETTER, BECAUSE THEY’RE NONVIOLENT Yeah, right.” Still, it is a fun game…

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Steve Jobs for Disney CEO?

Wowser! “There are five or six guys I believe can run this company,” said Gold in a phone interview. “Steve Jobs would absolutely be

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No Wal-Mart

You know, I don’t think Wal-Mart has made it to Australia yet. Should I be thankful? Beth, I can’t believe you’ve done your Christmas

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Decorating and Wal Mart rage

The decorating and shopping are all done now. I managed to save the Christmas tree by adding green mini-lights strung inbetween the strands of

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The Age of Blindness

The purpose of the Age of Reason was to end the privileged debauchery of the religious and political elite. We have, in its place,

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