In News Headlines . . .


CNN – John Ashcroft in ICU with pancreatitis
So, who’s running the country in the mean time?

Al-Jazeera – Shiite leaders back out of interim constitution
Wow! Who would have thought such a thing could happen?

Washington Post – Stocks Mixed After Lackluster Jobs Report
Toronto Star – Job data is very bad news for Bush

My, that was fast . . .

TIME – Does Kerry Have A Better Idea?
Anybody think so? Anybody?

E-Commerce Times – A word of sympathy for Martha Stewart
How about a word of sympathy for her stockholders, employees, and K Mart?

CNN – 2nd Mars rover finds signs of water
Them Sparkletts guys really get around, don’t they? Or was it comets?

BBC News – How the clueless few diminish Internet community
Probably the same few who diminish the quality of life for all their friends.

Reuters – Dozens of Inca Mummies Found on Outskirts of Lima
Local Police issue tickets for vagrancy.

San Francisco Chronicle – Vitamin Folate may curb heart attacks, strokes
But only if you are sitting on a curb when you have one.

CNN – Sept. 11 victims’ kin urge Bush to pull ads
See! Bad taste is not exclusive only to California.

New York Times – Pritzker Trust Funds Suit Hits Legal Bump
They suspect somebody absconded with all the money, – but legally.

Film at 11.

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