All You Zombies

I am alone. There are no more people like me – rational, discrete – still able to think. I am not even sure how

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The Current Prohibition Era?

A certified non-copyrighted article, Treason checked for plagiaristic content (software permit license number #4B2420216) Author ID #7965539 Licensed to write, March 25, 2021 This

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The Cardboard Jungle

The Cardboard Jungle. (O.K., Foam Core maybe.) (Three men, trekking over lots of rocks at night) (Moranis-type, wearing a Fedora): Snakes! Why’d you kill

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Osama bin Laden Dead?

NEWS BRIEF ~ “On the Friday before the sixth anniversary of 9/11, Osama bin Laden appeared in a new video, his first since prior

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Apple ~ Where It Is All Going

Everyone and his three uncles are talking this weekend about the new, soon-to-be-released Macbooks. But I want to ask some more basic questions about

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We Have A Pill For That

(Sultry VO) Take O’RIDE, for the times on the plane or train you can’t have your iPod or iPhone. Take O’RIDE, for the times

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Lord of the Nanosphere

(start of recording) (file) (erase) (new) (retrieve) (print) (close) (quit) This is how the legend began, lost in antiquity, my sons and daughters. They

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Secret Songs

Perhaps the eternal question about the Baby Boomer generation will be why we would love (and sing) songs that we haven’t a clue as

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