I am SOOOOO lucky.

I must have the most luck of anyone around. Over the past three weeks, I have won more lotteries in other countries than almost anyone I know! Wow, how lucky is that? I am so lucky, I am winning lotteries I did not even enter. Keep the money coming!

And my luck continues with so many offers to help out all these foreign people with all their money, of which I get a big piece, and they let me earn the interest on millions of dollars in my checking account! How lucky is that?

And if I buy all these wonderfully cheap pills I am told about, I will even get lucky with more women, although my wife might have something to say about that!

And the last few web sites I visited, imagine my surprise to discover I was the “1 million’th” customer, and I won a prize. What are the odds of being that customer on more than one web site on the same day?

Then on another I sucessfully shot the fly and won an iPod! Wow, what skill and luck. I then was lucky enough again to shot the outlaw and they told me I won a Sony Viao computer! The luck just keeps on flowing. And I got one more chance to shoot the trukey and won a big screen TV. Now how lucky is all that? You poor slobs with no luck must be so jealous!

Isn’t the internet such a wonderful place, where some little unknown like me can have such great luck and win all this stuff and get all this money, and have all these foreign executives trust me?

I HATE F*^$%NG SPAM and POP-UP ads!