In Other News This Morning….



In other news this morning it was revealed in early hours that Apple Computer Corp (NasdaqNM:AAPL) has bought out Walt Disney Co (NYSE:DIS.N) for stock and profits in the next two Pixar movies, and a boatload of new Mac G5s.

In a suprising move elsewhere, it has been discovered this A. M. that two prominent board members of Walt Disney Co, (at the same time, and unaware of the Pixar/Disney move) have independently purchased Sony Corp (NYSE:SNE) in exchange for the complete Disney legacy film collection, and 125 lifetime passes to Walt Disney World in Florida.

These acquisitions have not only hit this morning’s stock market with a double whammy, but it has contributed to the sudden FTC investigation into the massive legal ramifications of the now revealed Sony Corp’s secret acquisition of Apple Computer Corp, which transaction was also discovered to have concluded early this morning, for an as yet-to-be-determined amount of money.

Stunned corporate leaders and millions of investors are studying these three events to see what it all means, and really who owns who. Meanwhile, stocks in three major law firms involved in the transactions have skyrocketed…


FILM AT 11

trunknewsfeed: appl buys dis.n / dis.n buys sne / sne buys appl.

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