Who’s pissing off the skunk?

My life is fairly regular, I end up standing outside the basement every night around eleven. Every night there’s a smell of skunk in the air. Which is fine, hey, I like skunks.

What has me puzzled is why the skunk sprays nightly. At first I chalked it up to dogs but I remembered my experience with a dog and a skunk. Black and white dog got sprayed by same colored skunk. Dog smelled awful but stayed away from skunks forever. Also the dog stayed away from zebras and referees.

So unless the dog is very stupid it’s not a dog bothering the skunk. A horse lives across the street but horses, in my meagre experience, tend to be herbivores and hence wouldn’t be threatening to the skunk. Plus, I have to wonder, what skunk can spray every night? Surely, the stink takes time to build up.

Got on to Roger for snackcaking me on physics the other day, cause I know a little about physics. I am need of snackcaking now because everyone is all agog over the new Mel Gibson movie. On this subject I am going to wait for Rogers take cause he knows about this stuff. So until Roger weighs in I’m not seeing it. On the other hand I’m not very religious, last time I felt compelled by a movie to be religious was Last Temptation of Christ. In that flick Jesus was as likely as you or I to be tempted yet resisted temptation. It made me think I could live in a Christlike manner. I tried for awhile, decided I liked beer a whole bunch and gave up.