Well to get on with thangs a bit proper I studied fer awhile on tha prospects uv makin’ an honest shot at the presidency as kindly suggested i do as much by Beth; but seein’ as ta how I have a condition that twould render me unable ta stand ta attenshun in front the amurikan masses fer the express purpose of good politickin and all ‘“ it’s sum kinda horrible stage fright that gives me tha shakes reel bad and i caint say one sangle word without stutterin along strangs of words and phrases so garbled that it makes it seem more like a furrin tongue instead of plain ol’ anglaish.
So with my feeblin condition in mind i’ve been a tryin ta thank up a good way ’round it, mebbe invent some new form uv courtin the elektorate, but tis no good. The vary nature uv guidin the amurikan peoples requires thu leader ta at least be able ta form enuff spittle ta proudly proklaim the pledge uv allegiance at a sportin venue or ta plausibly deny all uv yer evil transgressions ‘gainst liberty if one wuz perverse enuff ta defile tha honor uv yer appointed posishun.
But ima digressin, i’ve gots ta keep ta thu pointless artworks in makin my politikul statements, even tho my convicshuns dont think pon it much no more. Here’s a few
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