Wedding Invite?

Today I got a wedding invitation from Todd. Surprisingly it wasn’t a Spongebob Squarepants postcard with the words: “Show up Beee-otch.”

Click on the image to see what I expected.

My expectations aside the invite was nice, but it resulted in a round of twenty questions from the wife. How big? Why Eleven? Have you reserved your tux yet? (side note, I’m a groomsman. I have no idea what that entails but if it involves actual grooming, personal or oherwise, I’m gonna take a pass.) Where are they registered? What are you going to get them? etc. I said “I don’t know” to every single question. This really fired Gina up. “Don’t know?” She said “But you’re in THE WEDDING” I figured: “So what?” I made it through my own wedding with less information. I also avoided mentioning that Todd, since he probably didn’t get an invite, has slightly less information than I. That tidbt would have gave Gina nightmares. Todd, like I, is delegating the whole mess to the beautiful bride. I wonder where he got that advice? Side note: Todd requests cash, lot’s of it. He’s planning on helping poor children blinded by rabid wolverines or whatever your fave charity happens to be. He would like all checks made out to:
Chris Seibold
Mailing Address:
12960 Meadow Pointe Lane
Knoxville TN
37922
cause he sucks at accounting and all..

Well that’s a bit too personal, after all who wants to hear about that kind of stuff? Apparently a scant few people. Every so often for no reason I get an e-mail from someone saying that they really enjoy my entries. I am always at a loss for words. What can I say? Glad you like it? I guess I’m not so good with the positive stuff, hell give me hate mail any day. That’s something I can work with.

My Lord you’re still reading? Hey, I’m not judgemental but there’s way better stuff to look at than the crap I post.

Examples:
Kill Bill Vol 1 distilled to it’s essence

Or you could learn something:
Bad Astronomy The “face” on Mars is a very stupid thing? Yep…

Hitler, besides being unspeakably evil, had some hand skill.

Of course Hitler wasn’t nearly as talented as this guy:

That’s the ACSII art of Paul Smith. Click on the image and check it out. He does it all with a typewriter. Interesting art, more interesting story. see Paul has cerebal palsy so he does that stuff with one hand. Incredible.

Gosh it’s time for a tridiot rating. The TI 86 doesn’t lie (sure it shades the truth but that’s politics) 99.3253%