VP debates

Read this first:
Cheney Blunder lauded anti Bush Site

First off let me say that I found the Vice Presidential debate very entertaining, I’m not going to say whom I thought won or lost because:
a) It was just a VP debate
b) Who cares what I think?
I will say that before the debate I thought very favorably of one VP nominee and thought the other was a total jerk. Now I think they are both complete tools, so at least I’ve got that much resolved.

If you’re determined to find out who won:
Cheney Wins
Edwards Wins
They Both Won
They are both complete tools

I honestly wonder why there are even VP debates. Unless the point is to scare the bejesus out of voters. You see VP’s are chosen not for political acumen or leadership ability they are chosen specifically to enhance any candidates electability or to shore up power within their candidates respective parties. Whatever reason they are chosen it’s not the case where the future President (whomever that might be) is thinking: “Hey my triglycerides are a little high, I bet this guy would do a great job if I crick over.”

Once selected the VP option usually has to become an attack dog and say all the vile stuff the Presidential candidate would like to say but can’t because the ticket toppers can’t appear petty or unpresidential. All this has the net effect of scaring the poo out of me when I think that George Bush might accidentally choke to death on his tongue or John Kerry may contract an incurable infection after scratching himself with his three Purple Hearts.

Others have taken minutiae from the Vice Presidential debate and blown it entirely out of proportion:
Will you please shut up!

I swear it makes me want to vomit. Wait, that’s the beer. Note to friends: Avoid Michelob Ultra like an infectious leper.

That’s it for today.

Well not really, I just wanted to get your hopes up and then dash them. I’ve got more, more, more.

Some folks are wondering why I haven’t been posting. I’m not sure, I would think of stuff to write but I couldn’t ever follow through. Some would blame this on writers block or over posting but I know the real reason: Hello Kitty hates me.

See a reader, after learning of my animosity for Hello Kitty, sent me this Hello Kitty toaster, take a look:

That thing has been my personal version of the cursed Tiki necklace Greg found on the trip to Hawaii, since I got it nothing has gone right. The worst things are the notes. See where the “toast” would usually reside post it notes now live. The first one says:
“Hello Kitty Says Mittens”
And that’s as far as I’ve read, because I am sure the last five will read like a horror movie: Hello Kitty Will Kill YOU!

This is the place the alliteration used to go. Nate Eaton killed that concept but I still feel the need to elevate Guy Serle into the alliteration Hall of Fameâ„¢.

I think I may have listed this before but it is hilarious. The only drawback is that it’s in the horrible Windows Media format:
News From Iraq

But not as interesting as this:
Your Number One Source for Tinfoil Hats

Other non guy submitted links:
Zoom
Slow to load but worth the wait.

Revenge of the Tattooed Nerds
I don’t have any tats but if I did you can be sure that wouldn’t spend my dough to advertise their logo on my skin.

Don’t ask just go there and cry:
Shatner

Well that’s enough for quite awhile. Tonight’s tridiot rating brought to you by breast enlarging ringtones

BL/cks tridiot rating: (according to the Hello Kitty toaster) DIE BOY DIE