I suppose all my secrets are out now thanks to Tim and Chad’s Podcast. So, let me assure you, that it is all true. I am a heroin addict, I do weigh 85 lbs and I am homeless. Sad, sad story. What can you do to help? Buy my book of course! It’s the best how to manual ever written while in the clutches of drug withdrawal.
Ah, so nice to get the plug out of the way early. Now I can move on to the usual blog stuff. You know first I complain, then I denigrate myself, then links follow. Sure it is formulaic but I have a lot of fun doing it. Or I would except that Hello Kitty is gone and the special ops knife Todd gave me is gone with her (it?). Well the thief did leave lip balm kitty and a note:
HELLO KITTY WILL KILL YOU
So I think it is pretty clear what has been happening. Someone has been sneaking into my basement and opening the knife slightly each day. Today the knife would have been fully opened so they snatched the Hello Kitty toaster and the knife in an effort to freak me out. I suspect someone has enlisted my wife’s aid to implement this nefarious plan.
I suppose the whole thing is ha ha funny. Or it would be if I actually got freaked out. But face it the Hello Kitty toaster is just a lump of plastic and I don’t go for any of that freaky weirdness. Truth be told I’m glad the thing is gone. I had grown tired of looking at it and getting bombarded with Hello Kitty links. I hate that cat. In short this is the last time I’m writing about Hello Kitty and I’m glad. See ya, ya oblong headed object of saccharine cuteness.
Well one last bit of Hello Kitty business remains to be attended to. This entire time people have been sending me links to Hello Kitty themed stuff. I usually get every link three or for times but I always get the link from ArchDuke Roger first. So here’s a big old list of Hello Kitty links:
Hello Kitty Accessories for your iPod Mini
Hello Kitty crop Circle Disturbing
Hello Kitty Ferrari Very Disturbing
A working Hello Kitty toaster that toasts an image of Hello Kitty…ON YOUR FREAKIN’ TOAST Too Disturbing for words
That’s enough Hello Kitty for a lifetime, or several if you’re Hindu. In fact you could go all the way from a protozoa to nirvana without needing one more drop of Hello Kitty in your various lives.
Miscellaneous links:
Two AppleMatters articles:
Milking iTunes for Every Penny
Where Will 900,000 Mac Minis Go?
Both by yours truly…so read them at your own risk.
What is worse than vegemite but not quite as vile as Hello Kitty?
You either love it or hate it Solidly in the “hate it” camp.
Todd should be pleased:
Tablet that keeps you hammered
Finding the A Team a Stuffo Experiment Very funny
Well this is where the regular Hello Kitty stuff would go. You know as a sign off or something but the cat has left the building. It feels like I need something here…Oh, I’ve got it! For the past two years, give or take, when I go to the barber I’ve waited until they ask me how I wanted my hair and replied “Whatever you think looks good.” It worked remarkably well; I saved time and let trained professionals make the decisions. For a lot of people that approach is bordering on heresy. Most folks go in with a list of very specific instructions, spend ungodly amounts of money and worry endlessly about something that will grow back. I laughed at these people until today. I did my usual “Whatever you think would look good” deal and apparently the hair stylists (and I use the term loosely) had some kind of severe myopia or something. The result:
ye gods.
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