Shatner kills!

Chris Seibold is a sadist. While many people may be sitting there saying to themselves, “Well DUH Guy. When did you arise from an obviously self-induced coma?!”, it wasn’t plain to me until his last blog. In the replies section, I made the innocent mistake of saying that I liked the scene in Star Trek: Generations when ol Kirk boy dies. A throw away joke I thought at the time.

Just as no good deed goes unpunished, Chris re-replied with a link that has William Shatner….no, I can’t say it. I am able however to link to it HERE. Please note that neither MyMac or myself are responsible for any instances of spontaneous blindness or hideous disfigurement going to this link might cause.

After I viewed it, I felt conflicted. It brought up so many different physical and emotional states.

Awe: That the cameraman and editor could get through the entire process without committing seppeku

Nausea: self explanatory

Fear: That Shatner might actually do it again someday

Anger: That a project like this was chosen over filming scabs healing

Envy: That he could be so self confident, that he could perform like that without any real talent. Of course that never stopped his acting career either.

Lust: Well, since I’ve been married for 13 years, that’s pretty much a constant so never mind.

Sadness: That so much more pain was inflicted on this world.

Hope: That with the limited amount of bandwidth available with the Internet, I knew it would soon end.

Happiness: That it did end.

Like I said, Chris is a sadist. He is also a darn good writer (Curse his soul to heck). Get his eBook “iMovie on the Cheap” before he posts another link like this. PLEASE!