Politics begone!

Wow, a lot of politics lately here at Mymac. In fact so much political stuff I’m thinking of punching myself in the face just for posting political ramblings….twice. What the hell. Hold on one second…owww, right in the eye! Man I’m a jerk. I guess I had it coming. In any event, no matter what anyone tells you, if the “wrong” guy gets elected the burnination of the country will not ensue.

In retrospect I surely wish GWB and JK had given each other the secret skull and bones handshake before the debate. Is it just me or does some of the vitriol seem manufactured? I mean the politicos seem so passionate but they also get married to each other. Jon Stewart explains my position fairly well.

YE GODS MORE POLITICS. Well that deserves a solid shot straight to the solar plexus. One moment…Damn, I’m a barbarian, I think I cracked a rib. I know I deserved it, but why did I have to use a bat? If I ever see me I’m going to fight me just for being such a Cheney’s first name.

No more political stuff…well until the links roll around. My advice to you as a person: Go see Shaun of the Dead. It’s hilarious, not a perfect movie but the best movie I’ve seen at the theater in quite some time. Original and verrrry funny. Heck I might go see it again.

Well this is going to be the last of my blogs for a bit, I’m experiencing a convergence of deadlines. Now sure you think you won’t miss my semi frequent ramblings, you’ll imagine your life will be that much better without your near daily eyeball clawing run in with Chris. And you’re right. So consider this an early Festivus present.
I’ll give the alliteration bit a shot, but first the necessary:
All Hail Nate Eaton Master of Alliteration. May his rule be long and just.

Crappy Chris’ Contained Carafe of Clickable Contrivance

Now to clean out the old link folder:
Land of the Lost Episode Guide
Sure most of you are too young to remember Land of the Lost but trust me, when I was a kid this show ruled. Stop motion Dinosaurs, Sleestaks, camping, pet primates… What more could you want?

It also featured the greatest theme song ever. Turn up the speakers and take a listen.

Nice Mac oriented article:
It Doesn’t Have to be this Way

Pirates and Emperors
I find the logic lacking but I appreciate the Schoolhouse Rock feel.

UL professor banned after bizarre rant
I’ve had plenty of physics professors whom I thought were about to go nuts (You should play pool with me sometime! GAH!) it’s refreshing to see a physics professor actually go nuts.

Help, I’m Stoned, Who should I vote for?
Hightimes Magazine endorses Kerry.

www.hanzismatter.com
Nothing better than a mistranslated tattoo.

Conference Bike
This one has a flywheel, Bruce is holding out for a fixie.

Bush’s Top ten Flip Flops
People say stuff just to get elected? No way!

A Tampa paper pretty much sums up my position:
Tampa Paper Withholds Endorsement

Frenkenfish Found in Great Lakes
Egads.

Slap the Candidate
Nice

If you’ve made it all the way down here it means you are a die hard blog reader. God help you. In any event you might be wondering who is going to pick up the slack in my absence. Well Todd could pitch in, Bailey could help out. But they won’t. Slackers. MyMac’s version of crack cocaine is also occupied.

For a time I did a cartoon for MyMac that no one enjoyed, cause sucked and all. Think of it as a blog precursor. Some of the toons were okay so I’m starting a “best of” It will be mercifully brief:

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