Monday morning prognostications for you for the upcoming MacWorld Expo that is just weeks away. Already, all the Mac rumor sites are overflowing with prognosticated goodies for all your Macophiles, Macmaniacs and MacHeads.
For the rest of us, it seems that the mainstream news sites on the Web are getting into the Mac predictions and prognostications business (gotta love that prognosticate word! – bit of a nosh, isn’t it? Make yourself an instant, expert prognosticator, and get self-validation for free!)
CBS News, ABC News, Bombay Times, Slashdot, Engadget, and a host of other non-Mac sites have all come out with the most obvious new Mac gadgets that will be unveiled by Steve Jobs in January at MacWorld in San Francisco.
We at MyMac are not at all into the prognostication business, nor do we make rumors about new Mac products. After all, we have other sources that do that for us.
Therefore, based on sound, reliable sources, look for a new BLUEMAN iPod – available in BLUE only. It will be a video iPod capable of playing all the BLUEMAN music videos, interviews and commercials. (Source: Rohan News)
Look for a new SIRIUS Satellite Radio iPod – (Serious!) – complete with a $10 a month service charge for playing streaming commercial-free stereo satellite radio programs through your iPod. Available in 65 new colors, but not black. (Source: XMRadio News)
Look for a new Apple/Motorola iPod Phone – available only with Vonage Phone Service. Available in 65 new colors, but not black. (Source: Intel News)
Look for a new HELLO KITTY iPod – available only in PINK, which does nothing at all, but is has a cool carrying case, matching luggage, school supplies and dress accessories. (Source: Hello Kitty News Agency)
Look for a new VIDEO iPOD Media Player. Able to play all video and codec formats, plus all MUSIC formats except MP3s. It has 200 hours of battery time, and room on the 200 GB hard drive for up to 500 movies, or 1,000 hours of CSI. Available in every color in the world, but black. (Source: Entertainment Tonight News Agency)
Look for the new VIRTUAL WEARABLE MONITOR GLASSES from Apple, called iEYE. This self-powered device can connect to either your new iPod Video Media Player, or your new iPod Phone, or to your regular, ho-hum, run-of-the-mill iPod to give you a virtual 200 inch monitor about 8 inches in front of your eyes. Not recommended for use while driving, or getting a life. (Source: Not4Sale New Agency)
Lessee here. Oh yeah.
New G6 CPUs will be announced, as well as new 40 inch Apple Monitors – all with drastic price reductions, and with free WiFi, Bluetooth and Sirius Satellite Radio connections.
Plus, all new iPods will come standard with an 8 megapixle built in camera with built in flash, zoom and free prints.
Plus, look for the new OS 11 – which will have built in ‘ROBOTICS’ – whatever that means.
Have a happy and safe Monday morning, everyone. I’m staying in bed, ‘cuz these dreams are WAY BETTER than that cold, hard REALITY that I know is just lurking out there somewhere, waiting for me…
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