Links first, crapola second

For the three people who haven’t seen it: BananaPhone

Game of the moment: Bowman Any decent physics major only needs two shots before connecting. Addictive.

A really excellent flash deal: Cubicle Party

Memo to arrestee: The vaseline is not the point, it’s there to help the process.

Excellent pavement art:

Clickable image if you couldn’t guess.

Excellent non mymac blog entry:
Careful, Poop on there

That’s it for the links. I’d really like to say something insightful about Apple or Macs or something but I’ve been humping it all day drawing. Yep, I’m a crappy artist and all but this was a ffairly straightforward project. I actually recruited President Todd to help, cause I expected him to do the heavy creative lifting since he’s got all that talent just laying around not being used. He didn’t come through at all. I was busily cartooning all night and that swine wasn’t taking the project seriously for a moment. This could be a lucrative thing and all Todd was doing was scribbling stuff to crack me up. I’d get very serious drawing a cartoon that encompassed everything required and that insincere fiend would yell “GOT IT” or “FINISHED” and then slide some wildly hilarious (though wholly unusable) bit of drivel my way. Or maybe it was the other way around. I can’t remember. It doesn’t matter, more than one of us should have really been trying.

Heard through the grapevine that Beth has lost a lot of weight on the Atkins diet. My thinking is a)look in the couch cushions, that’s where the stuff I lose ends up and b) Don’t give the credit to Dr. Atkins even if you’re tempted to. Nope, it was you who ate all the delicious steaks and avoided the mashed potatoes. It was you who passed on the bland steamed roll and ate an entire lobster instead. Hey Atkins dieters: Give yourself some credit, it’s sticking to the thing that (apparently) makes the difference.

I suspect (pure conjecture) that there is no one right diet. At least no one right diet for everyone. So I’ve been working on the chris seibold diet: All you can eat is steak, ham, bacon and styrofoam (for the times you really want a rice cake). All you can drink is beer. So far it’s not working in the weight loss department but I’m fairly happy.

Apparently Black Sabbath is reuniting. Sounds good on the surface but if you ever listen to Black Sabbath you’ll realize that they pretty much suck. The songs are simplistic, boring and predictable. I guess back in the seventies they were controversial but now they seem really lame.

Links first, crap second that certainly helps out the old tridiot rating: 92%