Dangerous Lawn, Dangerous Links

Mowed the lawn today, ohh the excitement. I actually used the new John Deere “Lawn Tractor”

It reminded me a lot of flying. The reason it reminded me of flying is because I always fly coach. Flying coach is just like riding the bus only it doesn’t take as long. Using the riding mower is just as unpleasant as using the push mower but, again, the time is shortened. Some people think of mowing the lawn as a joyful respite from everyday worries and pressures. Those kind of people need to cut back on their prozac dosage.

For me mowing the lawn is just like (don’t do it, don’t go back to the well. But I must, I MUST! Ye gods NO you fool! ahh, get bent inner self, I’ll buy John a six pack someday) going to a local tavern and licking the bathroom floor.

Hence I’m always looking for shortcuts, tricks, hell I’ll even settle for optical illusions ANYTHING to cut down on the time spent mowing the lawn. Thankfully I found this:

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And what a time saver.

CKS tripe rating: Hmmm, this is pretty tripe filled but not so much as my other blogs. I give this blog a rock solid: 93%

TV pick: NCAA’s. Baseball season is firing up and I’m looking forward to that but for now College Basketball reigns . Question: Will the Cubs make the world series? Answer: Not if Dusty Baker keeps the young arms spinning more that the Mad Tea Party ride at Disney World.

Game of the moment: Neat Instructions: put mouse on face

Shameless self promotion type plug: Olympic Video Hey, it cracks me up and the Olympics are here.

Final unrelated note: I miss car trash bags. When I was a young lad if you had automatic windows Donald Trump would take your calls. Most folks had the old crank window jobs and places would pass out these cheap plastic bags that fit on the crank knob. you could then toss your trash in the cheap bag. I suppose the automatic windows killed that product but man I wish I had some of those bags…and a window crank.