An Irish guy, a Mexican guy, and a blonde guy are sitting on the 20th floor of a building they are constructing. When they open their lunches, the Irish guy exclaims “MAN! Corned beef and cabbage AGAIN! If I see corned beef and cabbage tomorrow, I’m going to jump off this building!”. The Mexican guy opens his lunch and says “AHHH! Burritos and refried beans! If I see burritos and refried beans again, I’m going to jump off this building!”. The blonde guy opens his lunch and says “Damn! A Bologna sandwich! If I see another bologna sandwich, I’m going to jump off this building!”.
The next day when they all sit down to lunch, The Irish guy opens his lunch, sees corned beef and cabbage and leaps off the building to his death. The Mexican guy opens his lunch, sees burritos and refriend beans and jumps off the building to his death. The blonde guy opens his lunch, sees a bologna sandwich and jumps off the building to his death.
At the funerals, the Irish guy’s wife is weeping and hollering “If I had known he didn’t like corned beef and cabbage, I wouldn’t have given it to him!”. The Mexican guy’s wife is crying uncontrollably “If only I had known he didn’t want burritos and refried beans anymore, I wouldn’t have given it to him!”. They both look over at the blonde guy’s wife who is strangely silent when she says..
(look down)
“Don’t look at me. He packs his own lunch.”
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