Blocked!

First a question for Nate Eaton: Kush? KUSH??? What are you smoking? Any true left leaning right wing super patriot commie pinko can tell you the ONLY choice is Berry. Kush indeed.

I’ve still got the old “hack” block. I mean hack writing shouldn’t be difficult, trust me I enjoy posting entries, heck it’s a high point of my day. So I never expected to be blocked, after all I really like beer and I’ve never suffered from beer block. Yet here I sit in an interesting, diverting world unable to come up with a single decent or original thought. Honestly I feel like one of those letters to Penthouse that starts out: “I never thought it would happen to me…” only without the requisite Swedish girls needing a tire changed and getting much MUCH more.

Now at this point most readers are sniggering, saying my stuff wasn’t that worthwhile or enjoyable to start with so what’s changed? Many would correctly argue that I could post a grocery list and it would have the same impact as my usual babblings. I agree completely, thing is even the grocery list has been a bit$% lately. I’ll start out writing something like bananas and go back and scratch it out. After all we’ve been eating far too many bananas lately. It’s gotten so bad that that I don’t even put notes in the memo section of my checks anymore. Usually I add a little something to all the utility checks I write, stuff like: “You’re one fine monopoly”, “Your natural gas has the best added smell” or “Quality electrons. Thanks!” I don’t suppose anyone ever reads the small notes but they crack me up when I write them.

So if I can’t think of anything to write why am I taking up valuable mymac real estate? Cause I’ve got links, a bunch of them. See people are kind enough to go to the trouble of sending me interesting stuff they run across while surfing the web and if I don’t post anything the links build up and people stop sending them, cause what is the point of sending me something if I doesn’t end up entertaining three other people?

Time for links and a lot of them. This mention in the alliteration hall of fame is going to Nate Eaton. No he didn’t send any links, but sometimes you just go with what you like. Well mostly it’s because my kid’s name is also Nate.

Nascent Nate’s Nebulous Nirvana of Never-ending Niceness:

Sure I’m a big Berry supporter but I may change my vote:
Tyler Durden For President

You get abducted by aliens, I get abducted by aliens. Let us face facts: Alien abduction is real problem, it ruins a good night’s sleep. Stop the madness!
Stop the Abductions
’cause tinfoil hats are not enough

What happens when you mix one of the worst songs EVER with a some really bad Flintstones inspired flash? A case for outlawing the internet all together:
He’s Dead Jim

A great game, you played it when you were a kid:
Slapper

Sroke, Stroke, Stroke
Office Rowing

Yes it’s a great idea to teach a chimp karate, ask Roy.
Karate Chimp

Best of the bunch:
Jim Morrison Simulator

I’ve got a bunch more links, Roger sent in like a million. No really: one million links. I can’t use those until I can think of new “R” alliteration.

PWI: stone cold sober. Damn the luck.

Tridiot rating: Blocked.