All I Want is a Little Space of My Own

Drawing me in…sucking me in…little by little…day by day, you, my darling iBook, are a harsh master. Demanding and jealous, you want all my attention, continuously. It’s as if I no longer have a life of my own.

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Sweet Nostalgia

I’m sitting here surrounded by half-packed boxes planning what I’ll take in my truck to the new house tomorrow. The computers and the booze, definitely. Everything else is somewhat incidental to my life. I’ll drain the waterbed tomorrow. I won’t mind sleeping on the couch for a few days.

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Review – Graphic Astrology

“Astrology is a fascinating subject. While almost everyone knows his or her astrological sign, they are not always familiar with the personal characteristics associated with it. Those who turn their interest into more understanding of the subject itself will gain some truly unique insights about themselves and others. I have rarely encountered a person totally immune from wanting to know more about astrology.”

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Babes In Boyland Jan

n the late ’80s I had the pleasure of dating a man who actually knew John Lilly, and had interacted with him in person from time to time. TeeVee and Movie Stars have never enamoured me much (except for Harvey Keitel, he could park his shoes under my bed any day), but this vicarious connection to the likes of John Lilly thrilled me.

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Just a Tiny Grain of Sand

Joyous greetings and happy holidays. As we near the end of 1999, I can’t help but reflect on endings and beginnings, and the vastness of all things.

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The Story of Moo

The Story of Moo, and How I Installed My Own CD Player (with a little help from my friends) or One Step Closer to Geekdom.

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Babes In Boyland Sept.

It’s probably a little late for me to be sticking my two cents in about the iBook, but they don’t call me “Last Minute Lock” for nothing. I’m so far behind I still haven’t seen “Forrest Gump” or “Titanic,” and I consider my rebuilt 7200 as state-of-the-art.

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babes In Boyland Aug.

Ten year old boys come in two varieties; athletic and beefy, or knees and elbows geeky. My friend’s son Andrew is of the second type.

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The Bizzaro World Diet

My husband and I started the Atkins diet when it became clear that our low-fat, low-cholesterol ‘healthy’ diet we had been following since his

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Barbie and Ken Break Up

If you haven’t heard by now, it’s official. Barbie and Ken have called it quits after 43 years of dating. Their longtime manager Russell

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The Eggstractor

OK, like CS said, Tuesday night really doesn’t have much teevee from which to select. So, me and Ian passed up Game Show Network

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Mixed Up

I got my spam mixed up which resulted in an increase in my mortgage interest, and a decrease in the size of my breasts.

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So little time, so much to do

I did not garden tonight. But I did make appetizers before dinner, which delayed dinner; tuna stuffed mushrooms with six cheeses and scallions. Dinner,

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