Jane Bland, Episode 7

Jane Bland, Spam Magnet 2,000-year-old bread recipe will MAKE me lose weight! In addition, I will JUMBO size my PENIS and increase my ejaculation by 666% while my incredible two-week business opportunity makes me thousands of dollars.

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For Rodney

Rodney Lain owes me $20. It is a debt I will never be able to collect. Rodney incurred this debt to me when we finally met in person, at the Author’s Party at MacWorld 2000 in San Francisco.

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Blogging

Dear Diary. When I was a child I kept a diary, one of those kind that had the little locking tab on the front with the teeny tiny key. In it I recorded my pre-adolescent fantasies about Richard Duvall and Mike Nichols, the atrocities committed upon me by my two sisters, and anger at my parents.

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MYOB FirstEdge
Review

Less is more, so the old saying goes. MYOB takes a forward step backward with their new accounting program FirstEdge, which gives small business owners and entrepreneurs a piece of workable software that is not bloatware.

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Jane Bland, Episode 6

My brain hurts, and I am tired. In the aftermath of the event (what will we end up calling it, because it has no fancy name yet; the horror? the destruction? September 11? the terrorist act?) my brain has frozen. Words cannot be formed, my opinions change daily.

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a la recherche du temps perdu

Me and the rest of the old fogies here at the home were surely glad in this year of the lord 2017 that we had befriended those lost young millionaires back at the first of the century.

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I Married a Mac Man

In my younger, less enlightened years, I was one of those people who would shun the pocket protector, pimply type young man as one not worthy of my free-spirited, braless and pantiless existence.

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The Birth of Oh! Ess Ten

As gestations go, this one was the lengthiest in the history of the Macintosh world. 15 months from the announcement of conception, to birth.

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Jane Bland, Episode 4: Raising Men

I wasn’t the best mother in the world, I’ll admit. My maternal instinct didn’t come easy. I didn’t choose the traditional method for having children; husband, mortgage, dual-income.

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MYOB AccountEdge
Review

For most people, January is a dull month filled with after-holiday blues, lethargic weekends and weight loss programs.

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For Susan Howerter

Every life is worth living and sharing, and you did that good, girlfriend. You lived and shared your your life. Finest kind.

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