The Gods Do Not Want Me to Have an iPhone

Taking the Plunge and Finally Going iPhone — or not!

So I have wanted an iPhone for a long time. I have watched with envy as the first, second, and third generation phones came, and many of my friends were having a great time playing with them, while I sat with my trusty old Treo, trying to convince myself that it was just as good.

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It was not! Oh, it did what it needed to do, and had most of the same functions actually, but it was just no where near as fun.  So I got an iPod touch, but that was still not an iPhone.

Two things kept me from moving forward. One, was price. There was a large monthly price difference between the iPhone and my Sprint contract, and it was really hard to justify the cost. The second was AT&T. For a long time, it simply did not work at my house at all, and that was a total deal breaker for me. What good is a phone that does not work at your house. But earlier this year, my business partner showed up with his 3G, and got full bars and 3G coverage, so that excuse was gone. Secondly,  AT&T network problems still had me concerned, with so many complaints. My trusty ol’ Sprint phone was working, and working just fine.

But the real event that pushed me over the edge iis when my wife came to me and said she wanted a smart phone. She is doing a lot of Twitter, Facebook, and blogging now, and wanted to move into the modern world of cell phones from her small, no frills, flip Samsung. She has never cared about a smart phone before, and even passed on an iPod Touch a while back as well. And she said she wanted an iPhone as her first choice, because she felt it would be easier to use than others. But I still had that AT&T thing……

After doing a LOT of shopping, and playing with dozens of smart phones on a bunch of networks, there were only a few that even came close,  the new Android phone from Sprint (Evo) and a Palm Pre or Pixie.  Frankly, both phones had some serious issues. The Pre and Pixie are beautiful devices I must say, and their WebOS is amazing. iPhone could learn a thing or two actually. But with Palm having troubles, and not very many apps out, I passed. The Evo from Android is even more beautiful, and an amazing screen. But it had two killers for me. First, the phone is quite large. Seems if you have a bigger screen, you have a bigger phones. And second, the battery life was that of a laptop. Even without making calls it, it was dead by the afternoon, and carrying around a power supply all the time was not good. So we decided to get a new iPhone 4.

The Ordering Process

Seems the “Gods of iPhones” had other plans for us however. Like so many others, I got up early, and started beating on the Apple site to pre-order. After three hours (I was determined) of errors, I was getting annoyed. Apple’s site kept telling me that my session had timed out due to inactivity. Seriously, by the end of three hours, I was pushing butting and moving through pages every 10 seconds. Timed out? Damn, this is a hard test!  🙂 But even more annoying was calling Apple to find out why this kept happening. Calling Apple was met with a recording that said they were too busy to take any calls right now. After 65 minutes of automatic redial, I finally got through. I asked for help with this timeout problem, and the Apple rep said, “Well, I guess if you really want the phone, you have to just keep trying! We can’t help you.” WOW! The Apple arrogance has now drizzled down to their support staff as well. “CAN”T HELP YOU!” This from the company that is supposed to be the good guys!

So over to AT&T I went, and tried their site. I was not expecting much better.   I was able to walk through the ordering, but got stumped at the “transfer your existing phone number” page. It refused to let me transfer my old numbers (which are OK for transfer BTW) and refused to let me past that page. But something cool happened. After several attempts, a little window opened and asked if I need help. I clicked yes, and a chat box opened, and a live person helped me though the order. We got stuck again, so they gave me a phone number to call, and a case number.

I called AT&T, and in three minutes, a real person discussed the problem. They decided that the best solution at this point was to simply order new numbers, and then do a number change later. We got the order in, and everything was OK. So I thought.

The Delivery — or lack thereof!

The delivery date was supposed to be Jun 23rd according to the tracking, and I needed to be there to sign. So I stayed home all day on the 23rd, and nothing happened. A quick look at the UPS site, and my tracking number said, “Delivery: EXCEPTION!” Exception? What exception.  And there it was, in black and white. My phones were delivered over 250 miles way, to Redding, California. Time to call UPS. After a few apologies, they said they would re-route it and get it to me on the 24th. Or, “…did I want to go pick it up?” That made me laugh. Hi, we’re UPS, we screwed up. Would you like to drive 4 hours each direction to go get your package? Right!  So, finally getting a new iPhone, and it is lost in delivery. Fantastic.

Unfortunately, we would be out of town Thursday the 24th, and that Friday the 25th, and next Monday the 28th as well.  AND, if UPS tried three times to deliver with no luck, they would return the phones to AT&T, and I get to start all over again. In addition, I was told that I MUST be home to sign for the phones, they would not simply leave them at the door.  OK, I need this delayed even more now!

So, I called UPS. Now, If you have never tried to delay a delivery, you are in for a shock. After 10 minutes of trying to explain why it need to be held to the 29th of June, and being told that they could not do that, I was told I needed to call my local UPS office and arrange that with them. “We can’t help you” UPS said. There was that answer again!  I am hearing this a lot lately. SIGH!

A call to the local UPS was just as delightful (NOT!), but I finally found the woman in charge, who put a note in my file to hold the package until the 29th.  She reminded me that I would have to be home to sign for the package. Sure, I can waste a another day waiting for the UPS guy. (Note heavy sarcasm!)

So, on the 29th, I worked in our living room, computer on the coffee table, in plain sight of the front door, which has glass windows, so I would not miss him . When the UPS guy arrived, he could easily see me inside, and I would sign for the phones, and all would be well. About 4:30 PM, nothing! So I called UPS again…

“Hi. When will UPS deliver my package? Here is my tracking number….”

The same woman I talked to before said, “What are you talking about, we show them delivered at 2:30 PM today.”


“Yes, the status says, ‘Left at front door.'”

But I thought I had to sign for them. In fact, YOU, told me I had to sign for them. So the UPS guy just quietly placed them at the front door, and walked away? He did not even ring the door bell?”

“What do you want sir? We can’t help you any further.”

There it was again. More incompetence, and less service. Seems they did NOT need my signature after all, and I wasted two days sitting at home for these to arrive.

Dead on Arrival!

Oh well… But now I had them. I opened my immediately, and went to set it up. Needed to be fully charged, guess I will have to wait a few hours. Those were three VERY LONG hours!  🙂

I have an iPod touch, as was told that I could “restore” my touch to the iPhone, and move everything over. Suffice it to say, this did not work. It seemed to move over a copy of my iPod touch about a year before. So after three hours of moving apps and files and such, my iPhone was up and running, and all my apps were moved over. Sadly, ALL the progress on my games played was totally lost, and NONE of my music, calendar events, contacts, or notes were moved over either. It took another hour to move all that and sync it up and make it right.  Yea……

Now, on to my wife’s phone. We charged it overnight, and connected it to her computer. The screen came on, and the silver apple on the black screen began to blink on and off about once every 30 seconds. It was DOA! So, nothing to loose, I put it in restore mode, and connected it back up. I was told I would have to download the OS, and waited the 30 minutes for that to take place, and the restore started to happen. And then, failed.  It failed with, “…an unknown error (2006).” Now what?

Apple arrogance.

I went onto the Apple support website to see what my options were. I entered the phone’s serial number and received this message:


“NOTE: Based on this product’s current eligibility, you may need to purchase either single incident support or an AppleCare plan to speak with an Apple Expert.”


Wow, a new, out of the box product, and I have to buy a support ticket. BULL S*&&^! I called the Apple help line for iPhone, and ended up in sales, who supposedly transferred me to tech support. The guy who answered had NO CLUE as to what was wrong, and then gave me my options:

1). Since I got it from AT&T, I could not swap it out at Apple. I could return it to AT&T for replacement. But, if I did that, I would go to the back of the line to get a replacement, and may have to wait two to three weeks! WOW! No replacement for a dead device, just a “screw you” answer from Apple, and a “get in line” from AT&T.

2). I could send it in to Apple for repair, but that might take two to three weeks, they have a backlog of bad devices.

3). I could cancel my AT&T contract in the first 30 days, but that means returning BOTH phones.

Even more Apple arrogance.

“There is nothing else we can do for you. I cannot help you” came the final answer.  I was told I could try and take it to the Apple store, and IF they had one on stock (unlikely) I could exchange, it, but that was up to the Apple store personnel.  The real kicker is that we have less than 20 days now to decide if we want to keep these phones.

With all these problems, and the arrogance of Apple lately, I am seriously thinking of telling Apple to go FU** themselves and return them. The new Droid 2.0 is coming out, and it has amazing battery life, a large clear screen, and many more FREE options over the iPhone, and, it is on Verizon, a network that works well here, and has decent customer service.  Just maybe the Gods are right, I should not have an iPhone!

Right about now, I am not sure I want it anymore.  They are both initialized and back in the boxes. Come Tuesday, they may go back to AT&T.

5 thoughts on “The Gods Do Not Want Me to Have an iPhone

  1. Ok, it gets better now! I just got off the phone with AT&T. Seems they are charging me even though I cannot use the phone. I asked if they would extend the 30 day trial period, and they said “NO! You are in a test period, and you need to evaluate the phones and make a decision in those 30 days!”

    What has happened to customer service? The arrogance of Apple (Oh, we sent you a bad phone, well here, give it to us and get in that long line over there) and AT&T (“too bad, that is the policy) is starting to convince me that I do not want product from either of these companies.

    I guess I was right all along. AT&T is the evil empire, and sadly, Apple seems to be their buddy now. Maybe I will wait for the Verizon release next year!


  2. Owen, your story has helped me a lot. Like you, I have been a Sprint customer for a while (over 10 years – in fact, I have been on their network since they arrived in my State in the middle of the Pacific…). Prior to the iPhone’s debut I wanted to tell Sprint what to do with their contract because of similar arrogance, but my work at the time had Sprint/Nextel as a discount carrier and a single Customer Service Representative from the local Sprint Office gave me such great help in responding to my issues that I decided to stay. Currently, I have an iPod Touch 2nd Gen and an iPad 3G/WiFi, but no iPhone. I have a non-smart Sprint phone and recently purchased a 4G Overdrive. My experiences with AT&T have been poor and I get better and faster 3G coverage from my Overdrive. I may just stay with Sprint phone service based on your account and my iPad dealings with AT&T. If it ever comes to Sprint, I may look at the iPhone. Until that time, I have will stay with my current plan.
    Thank you for the article.

  3. Happy Ending?

    So, it has a mostly happy ending. Both Apple on the phone, and AT&T on the phone offered no help to solve the bod phone beyond returning both and canceling the contract, or doing the 3 to 6 week swap, and just wait.

    So I decided to go down to the local Apple store. I made an appointment, and showed up, believe it or not, on July 4th, Sunday morning, at 9:30 AM. I managed to get a woman who listened to the story, and then tried to restore the phone.

    Dead, she agreed. She said that there was a third option, because they “…happen to have a 16 GB service repair unit in stock. BUT, if I made the switch, my 30 day trial would end immediately…” because I would have switched phones.

    Wow, so AT&T sends me a crap Apple iPhone. AT&T says Apple must make all corrections. AT&T says if I take a replacement phone under service, my 30 day trial ends because, “I have switched phones.”

    OK, this is seriously screwed up. But my wife really wants an iPhone, and this would get us running, so I made the switch. Hope we will be happy, we are locked in for 2 years.

    But I also am not happy about Apple here. I paid for a new phone, and it came dead. Why is it my choices were, Repair It, get a new one in 2 months, or take a “refurbished” one from repair stock? OK, these phones are new, so even the “repair stock” phone is mostly new, but it bothers me that I paid full price for a refurbished phone.

    The bottom line is Apple does not really care, and they do not have to. If I did not want it, there was a line of people waiting for it that would take it, so no big deal if I passed.

    As for the signal loss problem. It is real. Hold the phone “wrong” and the signal goes away. Apple’s “display error” excuse does not cut it with me. The “display error” is present before and after I pick up the phone. Same algorithm displaying both ways. Apple says I never had full bars? Well, other AT&T phones here have full bars, but only the iPhone 4 drops like a rick when held wrong. This could get ugly of enough people complain.

    Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

    Well, the phone is very cool. I love the video quality, and it is fast. The hi-res screen looks good, but I guess with my old eyes, only a little greater than the screen on my iPod touch really. Not “amazingly” different as I expected, but it small characters are easier to read, and everything looks smoother.

  4. I was debating the same issue and I decided on getting a Sprint Intercept phone. I just saw that the keys were real and I’ve been dialing with a t9 lately when my instinct broke around the time my contract expired and I really love dialing on buttons again. I’m so over these software keyboards. Really? you think they’re awesome, no way. I realized that the At&T plans were super expensive compared to the 69.99 data plan that I love. I do not call land lines anymore. Everyone has a cell and I’ve never been over the 400 anytime to land line minutes. I love it. Anyway, I decided I care not for the 4g network and again, I care not for the dual cameras. I need privacy. I also care not for the 4g prices, so I got the intercept. It has what I need, which is turn by turn directions, touch screen. Larger than all android qwerty keyboard and that’s it. I also want the cheap unlimited calling plan. I’m over the overage charges. I have paid for way too many over the limit charges and these days, I just need unlimited nationwide calling period. It was either that or the Boost, which my father is happy with because he can call his native Mexico for only 5 dollars extra a month and his monthly phone bill is 55 dollars. Yep.
    In this economy, I’m downsizing my pocketbook not my facebook needs. Besides, the facetime on the iphone only works on wireless networks. I might as well wait for those prices to come down to (reasonable) and the facetime is actually a well working feature on a 4g network before I start paying 4g prices. AT&T’s plan is also like 20 dollars more than my sprint bill because they force you to have a data plan and the unlimited calling on AT&T is through the roof expensive. So, in any case, I just renewed my contract today, in fact, for two more years, with the 3g phone with unlimited calls and texting and data for 69.99. I also got rid of my insurance on the phone. If it dies, oh well, I’ll go back to my old t9 until I can afford another phone. Hopefully by then I can get a cooler phone. Also, sprint improved the cancellation costs. Now its only 10 dollars to cancel a contract per month you signed as a penalty. No more 200 dollars if you cancel your contract. Not bad. I like that idea. If the economy doesn’t pick up and I don’t get my dream job after my masters degree, I’m going to join dad at the Boost Mobile Level.

  5. I order the new iPhone 4g for my daughter online and had no trouble at all. I waited a week after they were released. The only problem we had was trying to get in white instead of black. Other than that our service was great and it even arrived earlier than what was expected. I guess the Gods were looking out for us.

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