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Apple's Newest Product May Be An Implant
Roger Born
Columnist, The Macintosh Continuum
Friday, 09/08/06
It has just been revealed that Apple Computer is developing computer chips that will be able to store music in women's breast implants!
Besides being a break-out product for Apple, it has significant importance for men and women everywhere, and is seen to transcend the category of popular electronic consumer products.
In fact, this is considered to be a major scientific breakthrough, since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Film at 11.
Regards,
Roger Born
"Sorry. No Refunds."
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I know that would be a lot more comfortable to listen to than those in-ear buds....
Posted by David K Every
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David,
I remember back in the days my wife and I were in Lamaze class, and the officiator wanted us to discuss the advantages of breastfeeding over bottle feeding for newborns. I was the one who spoke up first, to my wife's mortification, saying that the milk came in much more attractive containers. Guess people could figure out my orientation, huh?
Regards,
Roger Born
“I am really looking forward to living in the moment.”
Posted by Roger Born
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I predict that once an official announcment is made, Apple's stock price will soar over a hundred bucks per share, and their market cap will go way up, much to the chagrin of Mr. Dell. (Isn't Apple's market cap something like 6 billion higher than Dell's anyway?)
Dell, and "the others" will come up with competing products. That guy who runs Napster, (I really, really cannot remember his name) will announce that "we have a product that will totally kill Apple's (unnamed) product! The Napster product will be a colossal failure.
Apple will be sued at least once for patent infringment, by some small two person company, who will claim that they patented this technology back in the '90s. That company will make a press release, announcing that "we intend to protect our invention vigorously!".
Best Buy will install small "kiosks", for consumers to try the product out. There will be a stampede of job applicants to every Best Buy in the country. All these applicants will be young males. (and a few old males)
A large horde of militant feminists will picket for at least a month in front of Apple's headquarters. They will be ignored.
Whew! I am one cynical SOB, aren't I?
Good job Roger! :D
Posted by Bruce Black
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iBoob? No wait sorry, in my case that's redundant.
Posted by Guy Serle
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I wonder if MyFreeImplants.com will offer these as an option when cashing out for your free breast implants? They would make a great addition to the "gummy bear implants" (wtf are those!?)
Posted by dribblez
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