Autumn is Here…
Emilie Autumn, that is. Haven’t heard of her? Oh, you will, and once you have, you won’t soon forget her.
Singer – Song Writer – Composer – Musician – Artist – Mac User. Looks different… see differently. Sounds different… listen differently. Go beyond the faerie wings, platform combat boots and stage costumes. Sit back, relax and meet Emilie Autumn.
My Mac: Emilie, welcome to My Mac. In your own words, who is Emilie Autumn?
EA: An enigma.
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Jane Bland, Spam Magnet
2,000-year-old bread recipe will MAKE me lose weight! In addition, I will JUMBO size my PENIS and increase my ejaculation by 666% while my incredible two-week business opportunity makes me thousands of dollars. I will need legal Viagra because while all this is going on I’ll have so much free time I’ll want to cruise on over to RAPING FUN ON THE FARM. Before I do that, though, I’ll protect my computer privacy for only $12, of course.
I’m Jane Bland, and I’m a spam magnet.
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Sometimes a product and/or service doesn’t require several hundred words to review. Sometimes a paragraph is more than enough. And sometimes the reviewer is plain lazy. So instead of my usual overly verbose offerings I present three really quick reviews with all the info you need to know complete with mac mice ratings, cause honestly, isn’t that what you came to see?

Making Awesome iMovies for Home, School and Small Business
This is a CD with most of the basic stuff you’d expect from an iMovie tutorial. Nothing earth shattering is contained within and I would personally rather learn this kind of info from a book. Still, if you prefer learning from a visual tutorial then this may be the solution for you. One caveat: iMovie takes up your entire screen, trying to use this disc as a reference will be a hassle to say the least. Continue reading »
Pro’s: Nice general movie making tips
Con’s: It’s on a CD.
$29.95 from many online stores.

Other World Computing 160GB Mercury Elite 5400 RPM FireWire Hard Drive
Company: Other World Computing (Maxtor DiamondMax HD inclosed)
Price: $349.95
http://www.macsales.com
Here’s how to review an excellent high-capacity FireWire hard drive, in 10 easy steps:
1. Unpack unit, cable, power supply, support brackets, and CD from shipping carton.
2. Insert power supply into hard drive case and electric outlet.
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A few nights ago, I was watching “Cops” on Court TV. I love Cops. It is probably the most entertaining show on television. I get to see complete idiots, drunk, staggering around, and swearing to the police officers that he did not beat his wife up. Ah, America at its best!
So I am watching Cops, and the police have responded to a call of shots fired. Turns out there is a dead man, in his sixties, lying by a hotel. Also turns out that the police actually know who he is. The man worked in a local grocery store, as a bagger, and in his spare time visited and worked with homeless kids, as well as probationary teens, who needed help. The guy was not paid to do it, was very well respected, and liked by everyone. All he ever tried to do was good, the police officer told the camera crew. Sadly shaking his head.
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iMovie 2 Solutions
Author: Erica Sadun
Publisher: Sybex
Price: $40.00
ISBN: 0782140882
Say you make a fairly great movie with the worlds greatest program: iMovie. Still, you think your newly birthed video masterpiece lacks something. Perhaps it’s a unique blend or a splashy title. At the moment of export you might stop and wonder: “Should I upgrade to Final Cut Pro?” I can answer that question for you, just follow the following formula: (Money you plan to earn from this movie)+(Money you plan to earn with next 10 movies)/(cost of Final Cut Pro)=Justification. If “justification” is greater than 1, I say buy the program. If not it is far wiser, fiscally speaking, to stick with iMovie.
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When I was seven years old, my Uncle Robert took my Mother and myself to see a movie. On the way, we stopped by a five and dime store (raise your hand if you remember those!) to buy something. The strange thing was, I had never been to a movie with my Uncle Robert, always with my Mom and Dad. Usually it was the local drive-in theatre, not the sit down and relax indoor theater.
So being seven years old, I of course wanted to buy something at the store before we saw the movie. I still don’t know why he took my us, but that day Uncle Robert was in a very generous mood, and he told me I could pick two things. He even pointed out that there were toys of the movie we were going to see. They were action figures, and I picked two, a golden robot, and a black robot with a cape. They looked the coolest, and had the neatest names I thought. C3PO and Darth Vader.
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WiebeTech FireWire Keychain, MicroGB, DesktopGB
Company: WiebeTech, LLC
http://www.wiebetech.com
You don’t know James Wiebe (yet), but he knows a lot about you. For example, you:
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I was stretched out in my easy chair trying to watch the Seattle Mariners beat up on the New York Yankees. The game was in the seventh inning and Seattle had a commanding 8 to 1 lead. With the outcome all but decided I was having a hard time staying awake and found myself nodding off in between pitches, or maybe it was in between several pitches. During one of these dozing periods I was startled awake by a banging noise–just loud enough to wake me but I couldn’t immediately place the source. I looked at the TV just as Derrick Jeter connected on a Jamie Moyer 3-1 fast ball and launched it into the left field bleachers. A grand slam, ouch! I didn’t even know the bases were loaded. I better stay awake or these guys are gonna find a way to lose this game.
Bang, bang, bang, three loud raps at the door. Just what I don’t need, company.
I walked down the hall, opened the front door and was greeted by two nerdy looking men in suits. The man on the right was tall, about six three, six four, but didn’t look like he carried over 150 pounds, including his suit. The other man was a full head shorter but just as skinny and was wearing a pair of glasses that may have been the replacement lenses for the Hubble telescope, huge and thick. I immediately thought Jehovah’s Witness.
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The hot breath of the late summer “sirocco” swept the piazza dust up into a fountain of swirling air. It soared up into clear blue sky in the form of a mini whirlwind. At 3 p.m. there was not a soul to be seen except for a lone couple who trudged valiantly in the stuffy, hot sun. They stopped in the centre of the oblong piazza gazing hopefully for any sign of life. The relentless heat gave no respite to the unfortunate pair. The woman carried her wide brim hat in her hand, using it as a fan when it would have been much wiser to keep it on her head. The burn on her face would be troublesome tonight if she didn’t take cover soon. Her companion seemed to be faring better in his white shirt and travel shorts. He had tied his white kerchief with knots at each corner and used it as a cap to protect his thinning hair and scalp.
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Prologue: Below is an ongoing listing of feedback and reader reaction to publisher Tim Robertson’s column on Rodney O. Lain’s death.
6/18/02
I enjoyed your editorial on Rodney. So many others pussyfooted around the topic; you had guts. Thanks.
Your comments will probably help other depressed people consider how their actions affect others.
No reply necessary.
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Graeme Bennett
So final, so selfish. Or is it?
I have faced terminal cancer, and its aftermath of pain from the poisons they put in you to kill it. Which is more frightening or painful? Man’s cure is much worse, believe me. This battle is not over yet. The outcome is still unknown. That fact, that uncertainty, has its own pain too.
There were moments in all of this, when the idea of putting an end to my life was a real consideration.
Why did I not do it? Well, I didn’t do it. Call it courage or cowardice. Courage, to keep living for your family, and for respect for Life, however curtailed and painful. Cowardice, for not having the guts to just end it.
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Rodney Lain owes me $20. It is a debt I will never be able to collect. Rodney incurred this debt to me when we finally met in person, at the Author’s Party at MacWorld 2000 in San Francisco. We had corresponded by email for a time before our meeting, and he was easy to pick out in that small crowd. He was the ‘nigga with attitude’.
“Hey, you must be Rodney”, I said as I approached him. His reply was “Have you seen an ATM? I’m broke.” The food at the party was free, but it was a cash bar. I bought him a beer and gave him a $20. In the subsequent two years, that twenty dollars became our running joke. “Hey Rodney, don’t forget you still owe me a twenty” was usually my closing in the lighthearted emails we exchanged. “Not forgotten, catch you at the next MacWorld, and I’ll buy you a beer”, he’d reply. These are things you say to friends when you expect them to be around for a long, long time.
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Fuck.
That was a word used all the time while Rodney and I talked on the phone. It was one of his favorite words. Most of the websites Rodney wrote for would not let him use it in his columns. He always wanted to. But he knew if he did, they would not publish his work. So he refrained.
Fuck.
It is a strange word. It has so many meanings and connotations. It can be used to express a feeling, a mood, an act, and so much more. It works almost in any situation. And although it is not a nice word to most people, it was one spoken more than any other when Rodney and I would talk on the phone.
On Saturday, June 16th, 2002, Rodney died.
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I remember when Rodney first burst on the Mac writing scene. I had been there awhile and was concentrating on being cool, calm, and logical.
Then Rodney blew the lid off Macintosh commentary. He went where few of us could go. It’s ironic for me because I have always had a deep respect for Harlan Ellison, a man who has had so big a helping of life that his passion and outrage can hardly be contained.
Rodney was like that. There was no containment. He wrote with passion. He took names, and he kicked ass. At first reading, if you read too fast, you could be offended. But upon further study, you’d find that Rodney mostly nailed all the bullshit. He cut through the crap and exposed all those things the rest of us glossed over. Rodney was the Harlan Ellison of Macintosh commentary.
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©6-14-02
David Schultz
Caution:
This article contains sentences which, if one has
been weaned on the culture of fast images and the
aberrant sounds of weirdness, the quickness of disturbing
images, the loss of memory and time, the span of
even a minute, let alone a day, or even an afternoon,
like your morning, TV, which embeds and requires
short temporal parts and bounds, being told by someone
what is going, by the likes of ‘anchors’ and ‘VJs’,
modern culture’s new teachers, or probably sophists,
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If I have a regular reader it’s probably due to a high fiber diet, to which I say: “Keep it up Sir/Madam your chance of colon cancer is significantly reduced.” If people exist who actually read the stuff I write more than once said individuals may have noted that I seem to be trending towards a subject matter that’s a bit iMovie heavy. I feel certain this reader might be wondering “Hey Chris Seibold, why so much iMovie stuff?” and “If I shot you from a distance of six hundred yards would anyone be impressed?” Taking the second question first: No, no one would be impressed. My head is so large in comparison with my body that I resemble a bobble head doll. Addressing the second question: The reason I review so much iMovie stuff is because I love iMovie.
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Two months ago I received an email query from an acquaintance named Dr. Moo, who is considering migrating from Windows to Macintosh, specifically for Apple’s seamless digital video capability. I enlisted the help of Jeffrey McPheeters, with his greater experience. What follows is our combined response (excuse the choppy email format):
In a message dated 4/4/02 8:21:42 AM, DoctorMoo222@aol.com writes:
DRMOO: Dear John, I’m thinking of getting a new Mac, mainly for its media capabilities. I have a few questions that I hope you will be kind enough to …
NEMO: Certainly. Happy to help.
DRMOO: … answer. How hard would it be to transfer files from my PC? Do you know …
NEMO: Not very difficult if they are compatible.
JEFFREY: That’s the short answer. Here’s the long answer. Your new Mac will likely come set to boot up in Apple’s new, Unix-based, gorgeous looking operating system: Mac OS X. It will also have Mac OS 9 installed and can be booted into either one using a control panel (similar to control panels in Windows) called Startup Disk.
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Icewind Dale
Company: MacPlay
Price: $49.99
http://www.macplay.com
Obvious Stuff first: Icewind Dale, Mac OS 8.6 or later required, G3 233, OSX compatible. Tested on: Mac G4 with 448 MB, 20 gig hard drive and a paste-eating user running Mac OS 9.2.
One of the problems with reviewing Mac Games is that a lot of games for the Mac come out way, way, way after their Windows counterparts. Since this the circumstance with Icewind Dale I suggest you not rely solely on my opinion but see what the PC world has to say about the game. After all those computers are made for games (specifically Solitaire) and the Mac version is gonna be similar to (but just a little bit better) than the PC version.
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Enterprise Computing: To go where no Mac has gone before!
Business analysts and pundits have been saying for years that Apple needs to push into corporate and enterprise computing market if they ever expect to regain market share. Now that Apple has announced Xserve, Apple’s powerful rack mounted server, web sites like eWeek, Business Week, and much of the Mac web has made a big deal about how Xserve signals Apple’s return to Corporate and Enterprise computing. If you read many of those stories you’ll see a theme that repeats throughout many of them. Xserve, though a very serious server configuration and quite powerful, will most likely not gain Apple much market share in the enterprise market.
Well, DUH! I could have told you that. What those stories fail to recognize is that the Xserve is only a small part of the story.
What’s really going to gain Apple market share in the corporate and enterprise markets? Pssssst, lean in close. I’m going to whisper this next part. It’s not the hardware it’s the ssssooofffftware. And if you are one of those analysts that sentence also includes a “dummy!” on the end.
For years, Mac users have been second-class citizens when it comes to corporate networks, or worse, we’ve been locked out entirely. Forbidden from even being considered for use on the network. Supposedly, Macs couldn’t connect, didn’t run the corporate approved software, weren’t secure, addax, yaddah, yaddah, IT techs would drone on and on, like a broken record.
It’s frustrating because with only a few add-ons or a few services turned on; Macs are truly useful on virtually any network. Just look at Lawrence Livermore Laboratories where thousands of Macs have peacefully coexisted on a huge enterprise network. It’s a complete myth that Macs can’t be used on a network.
While I was working at a PC manufacturer in their IT department, I never could resist hooking up my PowerBook to the network, running OS 8.6Ð9.x. That was ok for surfing the intranet and the Internet but I couldn’t connect to shares or other PCs, it was a Windows enterprise with no Mac services available. Yes, software like Thursby’s DAVE would have made it more useful but in my mind, that was never a very elegant solution. Besides, out in the corporate world, additional cost would only count more against Macs.
Naturally, when OS X came out, I instantly loaded it onto my PowerBook and took it to work. Because I regularly connected to Unix boxes on site, I naturally tried telnetting from my Mac and by Jove! It worked! But as far as getting the “corporate” work done, well I was still stuck with my PC. I didn’t give up though I just bided my time.
Though Apple never said anything official, they did hint that companies had been expressing interest in OS X as a corporate computing platform. Finally the corporate world would have an alternative to Windows. Apple never let on more than that. If pressed, Steve Jobs would say that Apple would continue to focus on creating great consumer products. That if they focused on creating great computers, that the users would create a demand for Apple in the corporate market. Which is exactly how the Apple ][ made it’s way into the business world. First purchased for home use pretty soon people realized how they could be used at work. First they were bought with petty cash or out of personal funds and brought to work to run VisiCalc. Even IBM’s “PC” first made inroads into the corporate world, much in this same way.
I just waited. I waited for Apple to keep on making great computers and to perfect OS X. They knew what and where they had to make Mac work.
When OS X 10.1 came out with SMB connectivity built in, I was thrilled. My PowerBook was the first without a floppy drive. I of course had to buy one, not so much for my use but for sharing data with PCs. Obviously though, a floppy simply cannot take care of everything. As part of what I did, I would occasionally have to work with large files, way too large to fit onto a floppy disk. When 10.1 came out, well, it was a godsend because I could hook my PowerBook up to the network, type in a path and connect to my team’s file share, to my own PC and even my team mates’ PCs. It ROCKED!
During that time I tried over and over again to write a column about the possibility of switching over to a Mac entirely to do my corporate computing. It never happened, I couldn’t complete that column ’cause the Mac OS wasn’t complete. Don’t get me wrong. The Mac has always been a viable platform for getting work done. More than viable, Macs have always had a much better total cost of ownership and their ease of use makes the return on investment better than PCs. What the Mac and OS X wasn’t ready for was interoperability on a Windows enterprise. 10.1 brought us so much closer that I was chomping at the bit for it.
Recently, when Steve Jobs showed off Jaguar to Developers at WWDC we saw what Apple had hinted at but had never confirmed. They are indeed going back after the corporate market. Jaguar is so packed full of enterprise networking capabilities it isn’t even funny. When Jaguar comes out you’ll be able to load it on any supported Mac and put it on an enterprise network, no fuss, no muss, just equal footing for your Mac, finally.
Think about that for a minute, total equality for Macs and let it sink in. doesn’t that feel good?
OS X 10.1 already has SMB connectivity. SMB or Serve Message Block is the basis for Windows networking. When I’d type in the path to a share on my PowerBook I’d get a log in dialog box asking for my Enterprise Account name along with my password. Tadahh! I’d be connected. It mounted on my desktop just like it was any other Mac share.
TCP/IP printing from OS X is already just as easy. Easier than the PCs I used at my work. I never had to type in a network path of a printer. I’d just type in the name of the printer and bam! I could print to it. These two features alone made using a Mac on a Windows enterprise network almost possible. But there was still some interoperability that was lacking.
Jaguar is going to expand these existing features. First, SMB connectivity will be expanded to full SMB/CIFS browsing and sharing. That means that not only will you be able to connect to network servers and PC shares but also be able to connect to folders you share on your Mac. You’ll be able to browse the network just like a Windows box does and connect easy as pie. Later I’ll talk about how much easier this will be with another feature of Jaguar.
Maybe you don’t want to bring a Mac into work; all you want to do is have the ability to telecommute from time to time without buying or begging a Wintel box from work. The problem is your IT guys tell you that you can’t ’cause Macs won’t work with Exchange server and beyond that, there is no secure way to connect to the network.
HA! Your IT guys won’t be able to use that excuse any longer! Yep, Jaguar will add not just functionality with Exchange servers but will also support VPN, AKA Virtual Private Networks. No additional software needed! Right out of the box, Jaguar gives you full and equal access to your corporate network from home! Sweet! No more droning excuses from IT that Macs can’t connect securely from outside the firewall! YES!
Soon, if you’d like to be able to telecommute, if you are home with a sick child, or if you just want to check your e-mail before heading into work, it’s all good to go from your new iMac with Jaguar! Apple has got you covered!
Before getting laid off from my job in the IT world, I noticed a huge influx of instant messaging being used in the business world. Instant messaging had gone from the sole domain of AOL junkies to being a powerful communication tool. Suppose you’re on the phone with a client, you need to double-check the specs on a new product. No worries just fire up your instant messenger and chat to one of the engineers and they’ll give you the scoop. You don’t have to put your client on hold, you don’t have to “get back to them” you don’t have to wait for someone to check their e-mail and best of all, you don’t have to go wandering around your offices trying to track someone down. You just quick ask them a question via your instant messenger.
Apple has that covered. AOL has let Apple build a 100% AIM compatible instant messaging program called iChat. Apple is the very first to do so with AOL’s blessing. And what’s best of all, Apple’s version will build you a buddy list based on other users on your local area network! It’s all done for you. Leave it to Apple.
These additions are just a few of the features that Jaguar will add to the Mac OS. They’re the most important for giving the Mac equal footing on an enterprise network but it only gets better. What makes all of the above all that more powerful is one more feature that Apple is introducing with Jaguar. It’s called Rendezvous.
Remember how I wrote earlier Apple was going to make connecting on a network easier? Rendezvous is the technology that will do that for you. Rendezvous goes out on an IP network and will automatically discover other network aware devices. Everything from your neighbor’s shared folder of MS Word and Excel documents to network printers and file servers. You won’t have to type in a path or nothing! You’re Mac will track them down for you and you’ll be able to connect to them any time you’re ready. Heck, Rendezvous will even make it possible for you to print to your neighbor’s shared ink jet printer!
iChat’s ability to seek out a local buddy list uses this Rendezvous technology. It’s going to make networking a Mac so easy it isn’t even funny! In fact, it’ll make PC users jealous!
Yes, Xserve has been getting a lot of press lately for finally giving Apple credibility in the corporate enterprise market but it’s Jaguar that’s going to go make the difference. All we’ll have to do is show off our Mac’s usability, bring our PowerBooks into work, dynamically discovering shares, servers, and printers on the network, building local area buddy lists via iChat or finally just connecting from home via VPNs and to collect our e-mail from Exchange servers, we’ll see many a PC user peering over their cubicle walls and thinking to themselves, “Why doesn’t my Windows computer do that?”
Jaguar promises to finally give Mac users equality in the corporate world. It will also shut the mouths of all those IT Techs and all their excuses as to why we can’t use a Mac on “their” network. If enough of us insist on using Macs, well, Apple’s Xserve is right there when a corporation will finally decide to support Macs on their network. Just remember that it’s the Software, not the hardware that’s going to make it all possible.















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