Did you ever notice that when you’re alone in your car, looking for an address you have never been to, you always turn down the radio? Why? Are we afraid the music may cause our eyes to miss the house number?
(For married couples only) Why is it that when you take a bite out of something horrible, the first thing you say to your spouse is “Yuck! This is horrible! Taste this!” We can’t trust our own taste buds or something? Or are we simply looking for justification of the horrible taste? I think we simply want something to talk about later… “God, remember how BAD that Chicken was? UNG! So anyway, what’s on channel 8…?”
Why do new users double click links on WebPages, but forget and single click everything on their desktop?
Whoever invented the shrink-wrap on CD’s should also use this stuff to protect the Space Shuttle on reentry. After they replace the three keys I broke trying to open the last CD I bought.
Have you rented a movie lately, and it comes in that hard plastic case you have to squeeze to make the tape come out? What’s up with that? And isn’t the noise the tape makes coming out of the plastic the most horrible zipper type noise you have ever heard? Or worse yet, the darn tape refuses to come out, and you stand there for a minute shaking the hell out of the tape. Usually, the stubborn tapes are usually movies you should not have watched anyway…
Speaking of renting movies, have you noticed that Disney movies show at least ten minutes of commercials before each movie? TEN MINUTES! This is one of the reasons I am really starting to hate Disney…
Why is it that I don’t have to pee until someone else has JUST started to take a shower?