The Deadly Wisconsin Felines

For those few who have not heard the news there’s an extremely dangerous and possibly pandemic problem in Wisconsin. That is, former house cats and their offspring. This one is not for the faint-hearted. No, nothing more than “by any means necessary” action is called for.

Has the Wisconsin National Guard been called? Seriously, grenades, bazookas, and all the rifles that can be mustered should be called out!

Sure, we’ve heard cries from pet owners. “Snowball is so fluffy no one can see her collar.” (Supposedly cats wearing the correct collar will not be blown to smithereens.) Oh, boo-hoo. Too bad. Snowball is a carnivorous breeder capable of producing hordes of offspring that will only continue to breed more pure danger. How do we know her owner will have her spayed?

Pre-emptive action should be taken against Snowball! Before all goes awry! ….

(Joke over.)

Thankfully, Wisconsin [is] unlikely to legalize killing feral cats, governor says.

I love cats. There’s a better way, I’m sure, and I am pleased the governor appears to be moving this issue in a saner direction.

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Want an excuse to hunt for real? Go after the feral hogs down in the South. They’ve escaped domesticity, as have the cats, and are TRULY wreaking havoc on the native fauna and flora. Of course, feral hogs are very dangerous. Hunting them is an environmental service IMO.

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